Arts & Entertainment

PAINT THE TOWN RED ART PROJECT

Local artists are gathering this month to "Paint the Town Red" for a new charity project for those that are chronically sanguinarians. The public is encouraged to participate at blood-draw stalls stationed through out the city. The public is strongly encouraged to respect curfew for this entire month, however. Anyone out after sunset will be disciplined. Free cotton candy for children and all donors!
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NEW ART GALLERY SHOWING

Local Brassica Bay artist has recently assembled a showing of their latest works, titled "Legume Display." This artist works mostly with peanut butter to sculpt large, life-like statuary featuring predominantly peanuts, but also other sorts of legumes. Gallery entrance fee is $5 per adult, $3 per senior/student/child.

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NEW STAGE PERFORMANCE

Brassica Bay's local theatre troupe has put together a theatrical interpretation of Twilight. When we asked the director of the production, she said that they took some liberties with the story and plot, added a significant amount of musical numbers. When asked if this would be a family friendly performance, the director said, "Don't get front row seats with your toddlers and not expect to have to pay for trauma therapy in their teens." So we think we can safely say that this stage performance will make a great couple's night out! Hire a babysitter and get ready to be wowed. Stage play will be happening every night this week. Entry fee is $15 per person.

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THIS WEEKEND

Free movie showing Saturday evening, just after the Sun sets. Family favorites like The Visit, Pet Sematary, and Poltergeist will be shown. Free popcorn for children under 12. Free blood for adults with special dietary needs.

Retired monster hunters will be gathering this Sunday to tell tales of the old times. Event will be held at the public square. General public is asked to donate $5 to the town retiree fund to participate. Donations of how-to books are welcome.

The Gregorian Chanting Circle will be meeting this Saturday at 3am. The general public is invited to attend as the GCC summons a minor demon to clean the club president's jowls. Black coffee offered after event.

The Holy Demonic Crochet Club will be hosting a meat and greet this Saturday at 3am. Participants are encouraged to bring Soul Food for the potluck.

The town center will be hosting a Night Under The Stars movie showing. Family movies will be shown until dawn. We will be starting with The Shining and Sinister. Bring your little ones! Free popcorn for children 10 and under.

Samuel A. Tan will be hosting a poetry slam at his antiques shop in town. Free coffee and cookies will be provided. Best poet will get a gift card to the antiques shop.

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