Hidden Hideaways for Heinous Hoodlums?

 

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More people are aware now, thanks to the popular film 'Us.' Many more are still unaware. Underneath the ground in the United States, possibly even right under your feet at this moment, are a large and expansive series of abandoned tunnels and bunkers.

Many of these tunnels are simply subway tunnels that were abandoned after completion. Some are the size of underground cities, furnished for regular life to continue after a feared nuclear fallout. In Chicago, there are 60 miles of tunnels that lay undiscovered until the '90s, used for transporting coal and trash. In Florida, there are brick tunnels that may have once been a sanitation system. Many old sewer systems are abandoned in favor of new and updated sewers, leaving the old tunnels to collect dust.

The term 'abandoned' immediately makes one think of cavernous, empty structures, sprawling beneath cities, containing nothing but dust and cockroaches, but this is actually partly inaccurate. Homeless and homeless encampments seek shelter in these underground structures, tunnels as forgotten and forlorn as the homeless that now reside in them. Cast aside by an unfeeling society in a ironic similitude.

Also occupying the tunnels, are the crime syndicates, possibly hiding drug smugglers and other illicit activities. Possibly housing countless bodies of the unsolved missing persons cases that plague our society.

And yet, while the humans live above and in the tunnels, a far more sinister force uses these tunnels and abandoned structures. THE ILLUMINATI pace about in the darkness beneath us, mining our planet's PRECIOUS MAGMA, using to fuel their DEATH MACHINES. Soon, if no action is taken, our planet will DEFLATE LIKE A SAD CLOWN BALLOON. NOTHING WILL BE LEFT AND IT WILL HAVE ALL BEEN AVOIDABLE.

CALL YOUR SENATORS. DEMAND THAT THEY STOP THE ILLUMINATI NOW.