Strange Stock Spike for SATN

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The stock exchange was brought to a grinding halt today as all stock prices inexplicably dropped except for one. The relatively new company, SATN, has been steadily increasing in price. What came as a shock to everyone wasw the price suddenly spiked up. The stock spike was quickly taken advantage of by short-sellers in what is quite possibly the most mysterious, but most lucrative, investment of our decade.

When various experts were consulted, no one could say for sure which company is represented by SATN. All that can be ascertained  for sure is that it enter the stock exchange a week ago.


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