Psychic Says Seuss Spectre Scrawls Smut

 

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A local medium claimed this week to have contacted the ghost of children's author Dr. Seuss, and has a book of pornographic poems that she says is the latest work of the acclaimed writer. The tome, titled "Cocks in Box", runs to 50 pages of filth and degeneracy, made all the more alarming by the medium's attempts at illustration, which she says were channeled to her by Dr. Seuss. An excerpt of the book has been reprinted below -

"First I'll make a slick chick's clit twitch.

Then I'll make a slick chick's box twitch.

You can make a slick jock's dick twitch.

You can make a slick jock's cock twitch.

And here's a new trick, Mr. Fox!

Jocks with clits and chicks with cocks.

Chicks with dicks in box on jocks.

Clits and cocks on jocks in box."

The contents of the book encompass a wide variety of carnal acts, sexualities, gender expressions, and fetishes, some of which were not commonly known to the public at the time of Seuss's death in 1991. The medium, who asked for her name to be printed but we said no, has said she intends to work with the Seuss estate to publish the book, as well as others that she says the ghost previewed for her, with such titles as "And To Think That I Blew Him On Mulberry Street", "The Foot Book 2", and "Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Down!".

Seuss's estate has not responded to our request for comments, but an anonymous source close to the family said "Yeah, that sounds like Step-Dad all right".