Illuminati Illegally Inspecting Inhabitants? 5 Ways to Tell

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Are you being spied on by the Illuminati? Here are 5 ways to find out!

5. You get phone calls from numbers you don't recognize

Do you get phone calls from numbers you don't recognize? If so, it's most likely that the Illuminati is tracking your every movement through your cell phone. They are probably calling you to let you know they know what you've been doing.

4. Your phone's GPS is always active

If you leave your cell phones GPS on all the time, the Illuminati definitely know where you are. It's already been verified that the government watches everything you do with your phone. And the Illuminati runs the government, so it stands to reason that the Illuminati know everything the government does.

3. You've had a flu shot

Everybody knows that flu shots don't actually keep you from getting sick. All you're doing by getting a flu shot is letting the Illuminati implant a new micro tracking chip in your arm. Stop making it so easy for the Illuminati!

2. You receive mail ads

If you're receiving mail ads, that means the USPS has your address. The USPS is run by the government. And the Government is run by the Illuminati. So, boom. Illuminati is watching you.


1. If you're reading this, you're definitely being watched

If you're stupid enough to have a device with internet, you're definitely being watched by the Illuminati. So get your tears of fear and pain out while you can before the Illuminati starts developing an emotions vaccine.

In conclusion, you're definitely being watched by the Illuminati. It's too late, they've already won, and we're only a few years away from a hostile lizard man take over.

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