UFO Sightings: Alarming Aliens or Terrifying Terrestrial?

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Many people have claimed to have been contacted by extraterrestrials. Some have even claimed to have been abducted and experimented upon. Hurtling through the sky, UFOs have terrified the masses for generations. For a period during the 1940-60, the United States Air Force was actually investigating these bizarre UFO phenomenon in a series of projects called Sign, Grudge, and Project Blue Book. 

While many people will claim that the USAF investigating such claims was a waste of money and effort, others question why they ever stopped. Could it be that the investigations turned up actual evidence of extraterrestrial life? Could it be that Area 51, a place internationally renowned for extraterrestrial experimentation and study, is truly where the US military keeps many UFO secrets from us, the public?

This journalist thinks that the investigations weren't a waste of time, tax payer money, or resources. However, it is possible that what the USAF stumbled upon wasn't extraterrestrial life at all, but something far more sinister. 

Most people will write off old UFO sightings as weather balloons, air currents creating optical illusions, or secret test craft. Some people even wonder if some of the old sightings might not have been Russian or Nazi spy craft. If it were the Russians, we'd probably still never know. But what if it was secret spy craft from something definitely terrestrial and definitely our enemies?

What if all the UFO sightings were true? All the abduction stories were not fiction, but fact? What if there has been a secret species living on this planet, secretly tormenting us all? Literally probing captured humans for weaknesses?

If you're thinking that all these facts line up to describe exactly one enemy, in fact the biggest enemy of Humanity as a whole, then you are absolutely right. IT IS NOT EXTRATERRESTRIALS THAT HAVE BEEN HARASSING HUMANITY, BUT THE VERY TERRESTRIAL ILLUMINATI! 

YES, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! LIZARD MEN ARE SOARING AROUND OUR SKIES, TERRORIZING OUR POPULACE, AND KIDNAPPING OUR PEOPLE FOR INHUMANE EXPERIMENTATION.

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