Chemtrails Caused by Christians

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Everyone knows that chemtrails are a government conspiracy to control our MINDS. Why else would the government claim that chemtrails aren't actually harmful? Something that we haven't all considered yet is the DEEP GOVERNMENT COVER-UP of CHRISTIAN MIND CONTROL. 

All government leaders have been openly Christian. And everyone know that their main figure, Jesus, is actually a LIZARD MAN. Another link to the Illuminati conspiracy for world control and domination. 

CHRISTIANS are controlling your government, your mind, and the ILLUMINATI. Wake up sheeple!

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